We’ve all slept next to, or know someone, who talks in their sleep – and that’s assuming we’re not the ones saying crazy things in our sleep!
Here are 7 stories from Reddit users with absurd sleep talking stories:
1. “My fiancé rolled onto her side facing me, cocked back her arm and punched me in the side of the head. She did this while screaming, ‘This is my T-rex!'”
2. “My boyfriend talks in his sleep with his eyes open a lot. This one night I was having trouble sleeping and heard some kind of a noise that freaked me out, so I cuddled in closer to him. He turned over, looked me dead in the face and said, ‘I can’t protect you. When they come they’re just going to kill me.’ I immediately moved away from him. Next thing I know he latches onto me from behind and just starts laughing. I was certain I was about to die.”
3. “My fiancé woke me up very aggressively and screamed, ‘A DUCK IS A DUCK THAT LEADS THE GREY DUCKLINGS’ and promptly fell back asleep. Not the worst motto ever I suppose.”
4. “She said, ‘Just follow the jellybeans.’ I said, ‘What?’ She opened her eyes and looked straight up, said it again, then rolled over fast asleep. I started laughing, which woke her. She asked what happened. I told her. She said I was lying.”
5. “‘Jada sold it on eBay. Don’t pay shipping! Thailand.’ Jada is our dog. But yeah, she never pays for shipping to or from Thailand.”
6. “I turned over in bed and my boyfriend said, soundly asleep, ‘That was pretty dirty.'”
7. “My partner loves fish. Like, he has five fish tanks and over 100 fish. One night I was woken up by him loudly saying, ‘We have to take the fish out of the tank or they will die!’ multiple times. I was confused until I realized he was asleep. I asked why we had to take them out of the tank. His response? ‘THEY’RE ALL GOING TO DROWN!’ I laughed so hard I couldn’t go back to sleep.”